Zara Tindall

AH, Megan Markle: Damned if she did, damned if she didn't.Following months of frenzied, feverish speculation, Oprah's best mate and her husband, H.

After she texted him in a fit of fury, he told her: “You realise that’s going to go down in history. Quite how The Hidden History Of The Front Door – which is described as an opportunity to “discover the hidden meanings of the front doors that have protected our homes and expressed our individuality” – ever got commissioned, I will never know. More Kirsty, please. In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar she revealed the couple fight – or “fext” – over text message in order to air their dirty linen in front of Secret Service agents. The concert itself was glossy, and brimming with superstars – with the possible exception of Alicia Keys who, bafflingly, paid tribute to her native New York before launching into Empire State Of Mind, an ode to Manhattan, with a passing mention of London at the end – and was watched by 14million of us. OVER the past 72 hours we have seen both the very best and the very worst of the BBC. Given the number of times Social Services, famously and tragically, have failed our kids – especially during the pandemic – such a lack of common sense is mind-blowingly dumb. A devoted family man, he’s been pictured playing football with his eldest daughter, Mia, and swinging all three of his kids between the legs. He chatted to Meghan and Harry over the weekend — whom he still clearly likes — and has effectively been acting as royal peacemaker. On day two of the Jubilee, he wore a pastel pink tie and, at one point, borrowed his wife’s pink and purple fascinator. He’s a man who’s so comfortable in his own semi-royal skin, he merrily matches his outfit with that of his wife, Zara, the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. This is a man who infamously went to a drunken dwarf-tossing bash during the 2011 Rugby World Cup and who, as a former rugger bugger, has probably sunk more yards of ale and played more grossly inappropriate drinking games than 95 per cent of the population.